17 years. Lives in Denmark. Has the most weirdass names ever. Those three describes the 11th plague which god was PLANNING to unleash upon Egypt.. but decided to wait.
AND HERE I AM! MWARHARW!
GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOposted Aug 2nd 2007, 10:10AM
I kinda sorta maybe have snitchsnatched this from a friend of mine on Da... that friend being Artster.
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Some dude saying I won tenthousand million dollars, so I don't have to work ever again.
Oooooor just one of my friends going like "AY WUT U DOIN" and I'd be like "NUTHIN" and they'd be like "U GIT UR ASS OVA HERE >(" and I'd be like "KAY o.o"
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Er. Yes? You're kinda supposed to?
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
That kinda depends. If I like you, know you well and seem to be one of those few people who can be around me without thinking I'm the scourge of the eart, I never shut up.
4. Do you take compliments well?
I kinda deny being good at anything all the time. I never feel that I'm good enough D=
5. Do you play Sudoku?
*burning puzzle magazines* Excuse me, what was the question?
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
I... don't really know. I'd definately try! But, er... I can't tell you before I've tried.
7. What song are you listening to right now?
Nifty Fifty US States from Animaniacs.
.....SHUT UP THAT SHOW ROCKED.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
I hardly remember. But I'm pretty sure I did. Not that great.
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
I always liked playing "What's daddy's pissed about today?" at the dinner table. </SHOT>
Hell if I remember, man.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
As long as this person doesn't suddenly pour her wine on me and yells "TEH POWAH OF (insert prophet/religious figure here) COMPELS YOU" then I'd be totally cool with it. By the way, where the hell did questions 10 and 11 go?
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
....none?
[b[14. Use three words to describe yourself.
Intelligent, lazy, friendly.
15. Do any songs make you cry?
Plenty of songs are very close. A danish song based on H.C. Andersen's "The Little Girl With The Matchsticks" is close to every time, not to mention songs like "Streets of London" as sung by Ralph McTell, "In the Ghetto" by Elvis Presley and "Shores of the Swilly" but someone I have no idea who is.
16. Are you continuing your education?
That's my plan, yes. Though, after this school year, I think I'll take a break for a year, work and earn money, and practice drawing more.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Hell no. I've never held any gun in my hand other than a water gun and those fake guns with fecking hard little round plastic bullets.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you'd grab?
My ass, to prevent myself from farting and blowing everything up.
19. How often do you read books?
Not as often as I should.
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
The future keeps freaking me out. D= Me as a daddy? Or an old man? I just can't picture it.
21. What's your favorite children's book?
HAH, that's easy. A danish one which is like, a big friggin' middle finger to the USA's censorship politics, which I absolutely hate. The book's translated title would literally be: "The Mole Who Wanted To Know Who Took A Crap On It's Head."
It's basically about a mole who wakes up and realizes there's a turd on his head. And he runs around a farm and asks every animal he sees if it was them, and they go like "Nono, when I crap, it looks like THIS" and start shitting. And yes, it DOES have illustrations. (SPOILER: IT'S THAT DAMN DOG AGAIN!)
22. What color are your eyes?
Destruction. Er, I mean blue.
23. How tall are you?
Freakishly. 6'6''. HELLOOOOOOO, MIDGITS >=D
24. Where is your dream house located?
On earth.
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Not really. Hey! Now 25 and 26 disapppeared too! Are you having a party without me!?
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
I'm danish. What the hell is Olive Garden?
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
The kitchen. It's not even noon yet. And where the FUCK did 29 go? Damnit! I'm gonna set up a fence!
32. Do you like mustard?
If I can pour it in 31's eyes for escaping me, then yes. Otherwise, no!
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
I love both. ^.^
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
People say I look like my mom, but my mom says I look like my uncle. So I'm confuzzled.
Do any of you guys smell incest?
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
According to my mother, too long. It just feels so geeeeewd.... *Purr*
[B]36. Can you do the splits?[/B]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA no.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
I never DID get to watch 300 (curse my shitty local theatre!). Otherwise, I can't wait for Transformers and The Simpsons Movie.
39. What did you do for New Year's?
Had a movie night wiht my frie--- HAH! I GOT YOU! *Wrestling with 38 who's trying to escape* You're staying right the fuck he--- OW! BASTARD BIT ME!
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
There was, like, ONE scene that made me go "Uh, ew?" but that was about it. It's apparently illegal to make SCARY horror movies these days. I haven't seen anything newer than 1994 that was REMOTELY scary. Or good. Boogeyman is a prime example. No, gimme back the 80'ies! (Horror movie fan!)
42. Do you own a camera phone?
Yes I do. I also own a bear trap, and I'm kinda waiting for 41 to step on it.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
Not as far as I kn--- DAMNIT! *shotguns 43*
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
S.
46. How many hours of sleep do you get at night?
Not enough. I'm a nightowl, I stay up till like 4 AM. But I hate getting up late, so I usually get up at 10 or so, sometimes sooner. in holidays and weekends, of course.
48. Do you like care bears?
They make mighty fine clubs when you have to beat the everliving shit out of 47 for trying to escape. And it's always fun to watch them bleed and scream in agony.
49. What do you buy at the movies?
A ticket? Oh wait, I don't! BALLS TO YOU! *kisses his Local Theatre VIP card that lets him get in for free*
50. Do you know how to play poker?
It's kinda like yatzee...
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Yup.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
UNDAPANTS, JUST LIKE IN FRANCE, IF YOU GO TO FRANCE, THEY DON'T WEAR UNDERPANTS. BONJOUR MONSIEUR, BENJOUR MONSIEUR...
*slaps self* Damnit, Weebl, you poisoned my brain.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
The biggest I can think of is two schools merging together and a pizza house catching on fire. This town is sleepier than Snorlax.
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
Two actual "meals" and a lot o' "snacks".
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Funny, definately funny. Now where did those three go? 55! 56! 57! Drag your smelly asses back here!
59. Ever been to L.A.?
I've never even been to the states...
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
I only just woke up an hour ago. No.
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Constantly. I occasionally swear so much a Sailor would blush.
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Shhh.
63. Do you hate chocolate?
I hate YOU for even THINKING I'd hate chocolate.
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
That I'm lazy and keeps forgetting to actually go out and find a job so I have some money to spend for myself.
65. Are you a gullible person?
You mean the moon ISN'T a big ball of green cheese?
66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
I'm 18, and I've never had a girlfriend.
67. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
Character Designer. Or possibly actor.
68. Are you easy to get along with?
If you're not what I call an MTVtard, then yes, for the most part. Though I do have some slight temper problems occasionally.
69. What is your favorite time of day?
Night. I'm nocturnal like an owl. *barfs up a half-digested mouse*
70. Are you Easy to fall in love with?
Hell if I know. I'm not narcissistic enough to fall in love with myself. Though, if I remember correctly, there have been some who liked me before. I think I recieved a good old-fashioned love letter when I was in fourth grade (ROFFLE), and an online friend DID reveal having a crush on me at some point. But I don't really think those two count.... so I have no fucking idea.
There we go. Now you're a bit dumber then you were before you read this. Now, excuse me while I go slaughter those numbers that escaped...
Luxembourg? You lucky fark!
I actually went on a trip with my class to a small Norwegian, uh, town over the weekend.
I didn't get time to reply before I left. :S
It might sound like torture, what with all the lack of civilization and all, but y'know, anywhere is fun when you go with a bunch of friends. We didn't really have any other fun than what we made ourselves.
Although we went to some interesting locales. The highest point in the town had wind like you wouldn't believe.
...Hang on. That doesn't sound right.
Anyfruit. You could actually jump into the air, and the wind would push you back. It was crazy!
We also visited a lighthouse by the sea to catch the sunset... breathtaking.
It was kinda funny, when we were walking towards the lighthouse, a tall hill covered it, and you could only see the top. But when you climbed over it, the lighthouse really was that small.
There were a lot of crazy antics.
I jogged a while in my underwear, for one. And I hid in a cooler in a shop, ect.
Hey, I should make a journal entry about this.
It'll probably be the same this comment, because I'm lazy.
Well, anyfruit, I hope you had a blast in Luxyburger!
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